Thursday, June 05, 2008

Flying High for Game 1


I know, its obnoxious. First the Red Sox, then the Pats, now the C's. Boston's having quite a run with championship series, and the rest of America ain't likin' it one bit. While I've long given up the hope that the country would cheer for a Boston team, I'm hoping this is the series where it may happen again. Maybe it'll be because Kobe seems like a selfish, despicable person. Maybe it'll be because people think Pau Gasol is one of those arrogant Europeans who deliberately dropped a letter from his name to be unique. Maybe it'll be because they believe Sasha Vujacic smells like old cheese. Whatever the case, I'm making my pitch to middle America to pull for the C's.

Paul Pierce was stabbed 11 times and still made it back a month later for opening day. You got an ingrown hair and called in sick for 2 days. http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif

Doc Rivers is mentally challenged. Wouldn't it be nice to see someone like that win a championship?

There's a greater chance that Kobe Bryant will impregnate your daughter than any other player on the court.

Ray Allen took care of his little sister after his father was sent to jail for accidentally murdering their mother. Ray not only took care of his little sister, but he also freed his dad's soul by picking Big State. They even captured the whole story on film starring Ray Allen.
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Luke Walton's father is this man.

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2 comments:

Nicety said...

You dumb fuck. That was a movie...and how do you like the Celtics Now?

Filthy Fowl said...

Thanks nicety.

Wow, I had no idea that was a movie. Your smarts means you must be a Laker fan.